The Phantom Flag Hex of Ollie Gordon II
Ollie Gordon II · MIA · RB
“Gordon II rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Gordon II's week
- Gordon II gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Gordon II's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
91%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Browns locker room
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Eye of Cardinals, tongue of ref,
Bring Dolphins down to grief,
Gordon II scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ollie Gordon II in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ollie Gordon II is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ollie Gordon II actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.