The Snap Count Hex of Ollie Gordon II
Ollie Gordon II · MIA · RB
“Gordon II gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Gordon II's week
- Ref: "Number Gordon II, that's a flag." Gordon II: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Gordon II gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
78%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Gordon II, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ollie Gordon II in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ollie Gordon II is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ollie Gordon II actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.