The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Ollie Gordon II
Ollie Gordon II · MIA · RB
“Gordon II will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Gordon II's week
- Gordon II gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Coach says Gordon II is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
74%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Eye of Seahawks, tongue of ref,
Bring Dolphins down to grief,
Gordon II scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ollie Gordon II in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ollie Gordon II is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ollie Gordon II actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.