The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Ollie Gordon II
Ollie Gordon II · MIA · RB
“Gordon II is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Gordon II's week
- Gordon II gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Gordon II will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
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-18.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chiefs locker room
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Gordon II, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ollie Gordon II in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ollie Gordon II is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ollie Gordon II actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.