The Late Scratch Hex of Ollie Gordon II
Ollie Gordon II · MIA · RB
“Gordon II gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Gordon II's week
- Gordon II tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Gordon II gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
81%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Gordon II, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ollie Gordon II in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ollie Gordon II is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ollie Gordon II actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.