The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Ollie Gordon II
Ollie Gordon II · MIA · RB
“Ref: "Number Gordon II, that's a flag." Gordon II: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Gordon II's week
- Gordon II finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Gordon II is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
84%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Eye of Broncos, tongue of ref,
Bring Dolphins down to grief,
Gordon II scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ollie Gordon II in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ollie Gordon II is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ollie Gordon II actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.