The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Ollie Gordon II
Ollie Gordon II · MIA · RB
“Coach says Gordon II is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Gordon II's week
- Gordon II gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Gordon II gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.
78%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Eye of Texans, tongue of ref,
Bring Dolphins down to grief,
Gordon II scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ollie Gordon II in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ollie Gordon II is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ollie Gordon II actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.