The Mystery Tweak Hex of Ollie Gordon II
Ollie Gordon II · MIA · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Gordon II gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Gordon II's week
- Gordon II gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.
- Gordon II gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
82%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Gordon II, Gordon II, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ollie Gordon II in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ollie Gordon II is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ollie Gordon II actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.