The Late Scratch Hex of Ollie Gordon II
Ollie Gordon II · MIA · RB
“Gordon II rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Gordon II's week
- Gordon II gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- Gordon II gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single tear from a Falcons fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Gordon II's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ollie Gordon II in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ollie Gordon II is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ollie Gordon II actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.