The Snap Count Hex of Ollie Gordon II
Ollie Gordon II · MIA · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Gordon II's stadium. Only over Gordon II.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Gordon II's week
- Gordon II gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- Gordon II will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
92%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Eye of Texans, tongue of ref,
Bring Dolphins down to grief,
Gordon II scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ollie Gordon II in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ollie Gordon II is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ollie Gordon II actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.