The Garbage-Time Hex of Ollie Gordon II
Ollie Gordon II · MIA · RB
“Gordon II rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Gordon II's week
- Gordon II gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- Coach says Gordon II is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
81%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Gordon II, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ollie Gordon II in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ollie Gordon II is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ollie Gordon II actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.