The Committee Backfield Hex of Ollie Gordon II
Ollie Gordon II · MIA · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Gordon II gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Gordon II's week
- Gordon II sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
91%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Gordon II's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ollie Gordon II in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ollie Gordon II is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ollie Gordon II actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.