The Phantom Flag Hex of Ollie Gordon II
Ollie Gordon II · MIA · RB
“Gordon II gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Gordon II's week
- Gordon II rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- Gordon II is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
72%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Bengals fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Eye of Chargers, tongue of ref,
Bring Dolphins down to grief,
Gordon II scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ollie Gordon II in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ollie Gordon II is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ollie Gordon II actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.