The Snap Count Hex of Ollie Gordon II
Ollie Gordon II · MIA · RB
“Gordon II runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Gordon II's week
- Gordon II gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.
- The team goes up 21 early and Gordon II gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
76%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single tear from a Bills fan
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Gordon II's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ollie Gordon II in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ollie Gordon II is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ollie Gordon II actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.