The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Ollie Gordon II
Ollie Gordon II · MIA · RB
“Gordon II gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Gordon II's week
- Gordon II is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Gordon II breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
74%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Gordon II, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ollie Gordon II in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ollie Gordon II is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ollie Gordon II actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.