The Snap Count Hex of Ollie Gordon II
Ollie Gordon II · MIA · RB
“Gordon II tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Gordon II's week
- Gordon II gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- The team goes up 21 early and Gordon II gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
84%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cardinals locker room
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Gordon II's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ollie Gordon II in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ollie Gordon II is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ollie Gordon II actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.