The Fumble Hex of Ollie Gordon II
Ollie Gordon II · MIA · RB
“Gordon II gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Gordon II's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- The broadcast shows Gordon II on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
88%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Gordon II drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ollie Gordon II in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ollie Gordon II is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ollie Gordon II actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.