The Phantom Flag Hex of Ollie Gordon II
Ollie Gordon II · MIA · RB
“Gordon II goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Gordon II's week
- Gordon II gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Gordon II will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
72%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Rams locker room
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Gordon II drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ollie Gordon II in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ollie Gordon II is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ollie Gordon II actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.