The Inch-Short Hex of Omar Cooper Jr.
Omar Cooper Jr. · NYJ · WR
“Cooper Jr.'s only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Cooper Jr.'s week
- Cooper Jr. gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Cooper Jr. is already "Questionable" with that ankle. The witch only has to push gently.
78%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Cooper Jr. drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Omar Cooper Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Omar Cooper Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Omar Cooper Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.