The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Omarion Hampton
Omarion Hampton · LAC · RB
“Hampton is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Hampton's week
- Hampton will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Hampton rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
82%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Hampton, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Omarion Hampton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Omarion Hampton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Omarion Hampton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.