The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Omarion Hampton
Omarion Hampton · LAC · RB
“Hampton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Carolina's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Hampton's week
- Hampton will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Hampton is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
74%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Hampton's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Omarion Hampton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Omarion Hampton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Omarion Hampton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.