The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Omarion Hampton
Omarion Hampton · LAC · RB
“Coach says Hampton is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Hampton's week
- Hampton finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Hampton's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
81%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Eye of Browns, tongue of ref,
Bring Chargers down to grief,
Hampton scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Omarion Hampton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Omarion Hampton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Omarion Hampton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.