The Late Scratch Hex of Omarion Hampton
Omarion Hampton · LAC · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Hampton's stadium. Only over Hampton.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Hampton's week
- Hampton is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Hampton gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
80%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Hampton's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Omarion Hampton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Omarion Hampton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Omarion Hampton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.