The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Omarion Hampton
Omarion Hampton · LAC · RB
“Hampton gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Hampton's week
- Hampton is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- The broadcast shows Hampton on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
81%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Steelers locker room
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Hampton's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Omarion Hampton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Omarion Hampton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Omarion Hampton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.