The Stuffed Run Hex of Omarion Hampton
Omarion Hampton · LAC · RB
“Hampton will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Hampton's week
- Hampton is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Hampton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Carolina's biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Hampton, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Omarion Hampton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Omarion Hampton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Omarion Hampton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.