The Late Scratch Hex of Omarion Hampton
Omarion Hampton · LAC · RB
“Hampton sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Hampton's week
- Hampton is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Coach says Hampton is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
82%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Hampton's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Omarion Hampton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Omarion Hampton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Omarion Hampton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.