The Late Scratch Hex of Omarion Hampton
Omarion Hampton · LAC · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Hampton's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Hampton's week
- Hampton gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Hampton tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
85%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Hampton drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Omarion Hampton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Omarion Hampton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Omarion Hampton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.