The Garbage-Time Hex of Omarion Hampton
Omarion Hampton · LAC · RB
“Hampton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Carolina's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Hampton's week
- Hampton's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Hampton is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
87%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Hampton's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Omarion Hampton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Omarion Hampton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Omarion Hampton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.