The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Omarion Hampton
Omarion Hampton · LAC · RB
“Hampton will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Hampton's week
- Hampton finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Coach says Hampton is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
85%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Hampton drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Omarion Hampton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Omarion Hampton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Omarion Hampton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.