The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Omarion Hampton
Omarion Hampton · LAC · RB
“The broadcast shows Hampton on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Hampton's week
- Hampton gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Hampton's stadium. Only over Hampton.
84%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single Bills jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Hampton drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Omarion Hampton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Omarion Hampton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Omarion Hampton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.