The Garbage-Time Hex of Omarion Hampton
Omarion Hampton · LAC · RB
“Hampton's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Hampton's week
- Hampton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Carolina's biggest rival.
- Hampton will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
90%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Bills fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Colts locker room
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Hampton drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Omarion Hampton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Omarion Hampton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Omarion Hampton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.