The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Omarion Hampton
Omarion Hampton · LAC · RB
“Hampton gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Hampton's week
- Hampton gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- Hampton loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
91%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A used challenge flag
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Hampton, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Omarion Hampton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Omarion Hampton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Omarion Hampton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.