The Snap Count Hex of Omarion Hampton
Omarion Hampton · LAC · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Hampton's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Hampton's week
- Hampton is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Hampton gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
72%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single Rams jersey, ironically worn
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Eye of Jaguars, tongue of ref,
Bring Chargers down to grief,
Hampton scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Omarion Hampton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Omarion Hampton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Omarion Hampton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.