The Garbage-Time Hex of Omarion Hampton
Omarion Hampton · LAC · RB
“Coach says Hampton is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Hampton's week
- Hampton will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Hampton gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
92%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single tear from a Ravens fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Hampton drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Omarion Hampton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Omarion Hampton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Omarion Hampton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.