The Mystery Tweak Hex of Omarion Hampton
Omarion Hampton · LAC · RB
“Hampton is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Hampton's week
- Ref: "Number Hampton, that's a flag." Hampton: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Hampton rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
78%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Hampton's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Omarion Hampton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Omarion Hampton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Omarion Hampton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.