The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Omarion Hampton
Omarion Hampton · LAC · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Hampton's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Hampton's week
- Hampton is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Hampton tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
86%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single tear from a Lions fan
Incantation
Hampton, Hampton, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Omarion Hampton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Omarion Hampton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Omarion Hampton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.