The Garbage-Time Hex of Omarion Hampton
Omarion Hampton · LAC · RB
“Hampton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Carolina's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Hampton's week
- Hampton gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Hampton finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
85%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Hampton's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Omarion Hampton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Omarion Hampton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Omarion Hampton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.