The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Omarion Hampton
Omarion Hampton · LAC · RB
“Ref: "Number Hampton, that's a flag." Hampton: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Hampton's week
- Hampton will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- The broadcast shows Hampton on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
74%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Hampton, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Omarion Hampton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Omarion Hampton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Omarion Hampton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.