The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Omarion Hampton
Omarion Hampton · LAC · RB
“Hampton will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Hampton's week
- Hampton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Carolina's biggest rival.
- Coach says Hampton is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
82%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Rams locker room
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Hampton's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Omarion Hampton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Omarion Hampton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Omarion Hampton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.