The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Omarion Hampton
Omarion Hampton · LAC · RB
“Hampton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Carolina's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Hampton's week
- Hampton will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Hampton will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
72%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Hampton's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Omarion Hampton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Omarion Hampton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Omarion Hampton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.