The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Omarion Hampton
Omarion Hampton · LAC · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Hampton's week
- Hampton rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- Hampton is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
77%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Dolphins jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Hampton's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Omarion Hampton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Omarion Hampton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Omarion Hampton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.