The Hamstring Hex of Omarion Hampton
Omarion Hampton · LAC · RB
“Hampton breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Hampton's week
- The broadcast shows Hampton on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Ref: "Number Hampton, that's a flag." Hampton: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
78%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Hampton's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Omarion Hampton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Omarion Hampton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Omarion Hampton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.