The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Omarion Hampton
Omarion Hampton · LAC · RB
“Coach says Hampton is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Hampton's week
- Hampton sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Hampton finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
89%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Eagles locker room
Incantation
Eye of Patriots, tongue of ref,
Bring Chargers down to grief,
Hampton scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Omarion Hampton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Omarion Hampton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Omarion Hampton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.