The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Omarion Hampton
Omarion Hampton · LAC · RB
“Hampton's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Hampton's week
- Hampton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Carolina's biggest rival.
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
72%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Falcons fan
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Hampton, Hampton, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Omarion Hampton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Omarion Hampton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Omarion Hampton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.