The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Omarion Hampton
Omarion Hampton · LAC · RB
“The broadcast shows Hampton on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Hampton's week
- Hampton runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Hampton is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
75%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Hampton's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Omarion Hampton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Omarion Hampton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Omarion Hampton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.