The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Omarion Hampton
Omarion Hampton · LAC · RB
“Hampton is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Hampton's week
- Hampton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Carolina's biggest rival.
- Hampton is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
81%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Hampton, Hampton, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Omarion Hampton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Omarion Hampton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Omarion Hampton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.