The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Omarion Hampton
Omarion Hampton · LAC · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Hampton's stadium. Only over Hampton.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Hampton's week
- Hampton will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Hampton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Carolina's biggest rival.
88%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Eye of Vikings, tongue of ref,
Bring Chargers down to grief,
Hampton scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Omarion Hampton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Omarion Hampton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Omarion Hampton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.