The Shadow Coverage Hex of Parker Washington
Parker Washington · JAX · WR
“Washington goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Washington gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Washington drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Parker Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Parker Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Parker Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.