The Late Scratch Hex of Parker Washington
Parker Washington · JAX · WR
“Ref: "Number Washington, that's a flag." Washington: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Washington scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
82%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Washington, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Parker Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Parker Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Parker Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.