The Phantom Flag Hex of Parker Washington
Parker Washington · JAX · WR
“Washington is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Washington gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
88%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A used challenge flag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Eye of Cardinals, tongue of ref,
Bring Jaguars down to grief,
Washington scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Parker Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Parker Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Parker Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.